That’s a lovely story…song…Prongs. I’ve been doing shit, you prat. Went back to auror training so I can have a decent job. Uck. Stupid grown up stuff. What’s life like as an old man, eh? How’s your spa-er Harry. How’s Harry?
It’s brilliant, that’s what it is. Doing shite? Well, that must be very important to you, mate. I understand, and I’m still in auror training, though now I expect I’m ahead of you. Old man!? You slay me, Ser Pads, truly. It’s okay if you call him spawn, Lily isn’t around to hear. He’s alive, so that’s better than expected. It’s actually not that hard, except when he cries, those bits are the worse, oh and when he shites, terrible.
How would I know? BECAUSE IT’S A POTTER TRAIT. My father was double git and my mother…bless her poor soul was all git, so I am infact three times git, added to your non-git trait, our kid is doomed for gitdom.
Well, lucky for us, all the git in my family was passed on to Tuney, and the non-git intensified in me. I think that with careful planning and limited exposure to Sirius, he should be ok.
No, Lils. It is folly, he’s doomed to be like this the rest of his life.
(Source: beautifulhollywood)
It’s hereditary, Lils. He’s half git, you know. Pity. Though please, don’t spare him, let him know his future.
How would you know? I mean, he might not be half git.
How would I know? BECAUSE IT’S A POTTER TRAIT. My father was double git and my mother…bless her poor soul was all git, so I am infact three times git, added to your non-git trait, our kid is doomed for gitdom.
thestagpotter replied to your post: Whisper, “Dada.” In my ear, Pads.
Whatever tickles your fancy.~
I’ll tickle your-no. Wait. Goddamnit SHUT UP PRONGS.
Would you like to hear it? Ser Pads went away one day, with only a barrel of hay. He sat upon the hay later in the day as he patted the horse’s arse lightly and whispered, “Fuck…” as he was sitting in nathtib. I guess it’s more like a story, than a song. Well fuck where have you been you bastard?
Fine, he’s a lonely spawn.
You are the most sensitive Daddy, aren’t you? Poor Harry, I’ve never told him his dada’s a git. I should probably let him know…
It’s hereditary, Lils. He’s half git, you know. Pity. Though please, don’t spare him, let him know his future.
thestagpotter replied to your post: My. child. is. not. spawn. And you are in all…
He looks pretty spawny to me, Snaps.He’s a baby, not a spawn. A precious bitty baby, quite small and he’s only ever met maybe 5 whole people in his life.
Fine, he’s a lonely spawn.
